I am.... sitting in hotel lounge sipping cocktail of the day(champagne creme something.... tastes nice anyway) on the iPhone doing home work for M.W. because someone has to.
I hope the quality of the end product will not be impaired by your intoxication condition!
Bubbly goes straight to the head and interferes with the grey matter.
You gotta take work seriously Robbie! Drinking on duty? Why you bad, bad boy.