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How to tell a guy its OVER

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Dear ________,



I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut.

I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavours, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition.



Tick those that apply...



___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.

___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.

___The fact that our dining experiences to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!

___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself.

___Your constant e-mailing shows me you have TOO much time on your hands!

___Your legs are skinnier than mine.

___You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.

__I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.

__The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.

___You still live with your parents.

__Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Alien uniforms a little disconcerting.

___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.

___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long-term partner.  roflmao

___Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.

___I am out of your league, set your sights lower next time.



Sincerely,
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roflmao bev if i ever get one of these i'm blaming you! :P
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oh im so saving that for mark!  roflmao
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Yeah and erm I'm saving a copy for you too - don't see why most of it can't apply for girls.

Rafa I do find it a bit off putting that your room is full of photos of Nadal's arse.
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Threatened much? Wink
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i dont find it disconcerting at all!!

stop tracking me boy, i dont think im trusted!!

p.s. u would never dump me baby, im way out of ur league as it is  Wink
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Threatened much? Wink

No, I've got a better body than that old no2.

i dont find it disconcerting at all!!

stop tracking me boy, i dont think im trusted!!

p.s. u would never dump me baby, im way out of ur league as it is  Wink

True but you woudn't dump me either so rip that stupid contract up now.

love u puta xx
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True but you woudn't dump me either so rip that stupid contract up now.

love u puta xx


lol and that beautiful bod is all mine baby  Wink
hahhaha yeah they should all come to the wedding roflmao


i love u too puta xx


(officially converted Mark to rafa speak  Wink )
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(officially converted Mark to rafa speak  Wink )

notworthy
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HIJACKED.

Sorry Bevc.
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notworthy

once again julia.... a thank you  hug
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Sigh.....
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consígale sobre él usted perra arrogante
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Sigh.....

why sigh pet??  hug
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once again julia.... a thank you  hug

The question is.. is how are we going to convince everyone else now?  snakeman
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