Indeed. When I returned home after many months I received a warm welcome which was unexpected given the circumstances of my leaving.
I think and I hope that family is always there for you - so, back to jokes ...
Woman notices her dog is getting hairy around the ears and she wants to enter said pup at Crufts. So, she thinks and decides to try to get rid of the surplus hair.
She goes into Chemist to ask for hair remover - Chemist asks for what she wants it for.
Is it for your legs? Is it for your underarm?
No - says our lady - It's for my Chihuahua.
In that case, madam - can I recommend you don't ride your bike for two weeks