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« on: February 21, 2006, 03:10 pm »
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does anyone have any jokes they can share?
my favourite joke is:
whats ET short for?
It's because he's got short legs.
I find that funny because it's random and unexspected.
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« on: February 21, 2006, 03:49 pm »
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lol
My favourite joke is
A man with a hunch walks into a pub, when he's drunk he walks home and takes a shortcut.
He walks through the graveyard and suddely the ghost of lost dreams appears, he says: "What's that on your back?" the man says: "That's a hunch" the ghost: "Here you go, it's gone now..."
The man goes back to the cafe very proud and happy, he tells a person in a wheelchair he needs to go there, the ghost will help him out.
So, the wheelchair goes to the ghost, it appears and says: "What do you have on your back?" the wheelchair says: "Nothing" the ghost: "Here you go, a hunch..."
Sorry if I didn't tell it right!
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« on: February 21, 2006, 04:12 pm »
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That was good...
And i've got a joke named "Brain Transplant"
A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, ''Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.''
''Well, how much does a brain cost?'' asked the relatives.
''For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000,'' replied the doctor.
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, ''Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?''
''Standard pricing practice,'' said the doctor. ''Women's brains have to be marked down because they've actually been used.''
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« on: February 21, 2006, 04:25 pm »
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I didn't see that coming!!! Good one!
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« on: February 21, 2006, 04:27 pm »
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A man walks into a bar....
OUCH!!
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« on: February 21, 2006, 05:01 pm »
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A slug walked (slid) into a bar
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... ouch!
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« on: February 21, 2006, 05:02 pm »
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knock knock
whose there?
big ISH
big ISHwho
no eh day thanks!!!
(big issue!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha)
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« on: February 21, 2006, 05:05 pm »
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Quote from: "eira_arian"
A man walks into a bar....
OUCH!!
Some of the best jokes start with that phrase, don't mock it
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« on: February 21, 2006, 05:07 pm »
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what did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
DAM!
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« on: February 21, 2006, 05:11 pm »
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That's so lame, get so good...
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« on: February 21, 2006, 05:16 pm »
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oh wow! comic relief at the right time!
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« on: February 21, 2006, 05:21 pm »
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Two buckets of sick are walking down the alley one stops and starts crying the other buckets says 'why are your crying'
he replies 'I got brought up down that alley.
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« on: February 21, 2006, 05:37 pm »
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A man with no legs is lying on the ground, waiting at a bus stop. When the bus arrives, the driver opens the door and shouts over to him: "Hiya, Bob. How are you getting on?"
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« on: February 21, 2006, 05:38 pm »
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« on: February 21, 2006, 05:44 pm »
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haha good stuff ty
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