~Lola~
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ok im gonna be nerdy n bring out the science jokes - lola please do not hurt me - i have been telling them to her all day lol!!  yeh you did alright, but they kept me occupied for a while I suppose!
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davidB
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i like science jokes
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murray mad
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what happened to the tap dancer?
fell down the sink.
whats kermit the frog and Henry the eighth have in common?
they have the same middle name.
whats the difference between an australian wedding and an australian funeral?
one less drunk.
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davidB
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ouch to the aussie one
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Amy
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this is my fave. probably not as funny reading it as it is hearing is aloud. So read it to yourself out loud. never know u may chuckle. Why did the monkey fall out the tree? * * * * * * * * Because it was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out the tree? * * * * * * * * Cos it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out the tree? * * * * * * * * * Cos he thought it was a game.  oh- gets me every time......
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davidB
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i read it out loud and loved it!
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Amy
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suppose it depends if you do or dont. i always laugh at it really hard even when im the one telling it and so do a few others. theres a few though that just think
"Honey, that was lame..."
fair dos to them!
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murray mad
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this is my fave. probably not as funny reading it as it is hearing is aloud. So read it to yourself out loud. never know u may chuckle. Why did the monkey fall out the tree? * * * * * * * * Because it was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out the tree? I love it, heard it before but you type it best * * * * * * * * Cos it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out the tree? * * * * * * * * * Cos he thought it was a game.  oh- gets me every time...... 
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Amy
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lol. thanks 
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murray_tmg
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continuing in the tradition of kwevus i have another science joke... this ones very crude
how do you make a hormone? don't pay her
its from my high school bio teacher... a very strange fellow
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Amy
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continuing in the tradition of kwevus i have another science joke... this ones very crude
how do you make a hormone? don't pay her
its from my high school bio teacher... a very strange fellow i dont get it..................... 
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murray mad
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continuing in the tradition of kwevus i have another science joke... this ones very crude
how do you make a hormone? don't pay her
its from my high school bio teacher... a very strange fellow  but very 
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h_o_l
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dont think you want to amy...that bio teacher is a disturbed man!
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davidB
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very disturbed!!! i get it though
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Amy
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dont think you want to amy...that bio teacher is a disturbed man! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!! i geddit now #-o
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