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Re: Randomness
« on: March 07, 2011, 07:58 pm »
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Quote from: Bevc on March 07, 2011, 08:50 am
Cadbury's Caramello is morish
Go awaaaaaaaaaaaaay ....
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 11:27 am »
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 11:30 am »
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 11:34 am »
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So you can ogle them, Mark.
Duh.
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 11:37 am »
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Good one actually
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 12:04 pm »
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I wrote about a pedophile watching a girl, in a poem last night.
This is a low point in my high school career, especially since my teacher assigned me that poem.
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 12:05 pm »
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I wrote about a pedophile watching a girl, in a poem last night.
This is a low point in my high school career, especially since my teacher assigned me that poem.
Oh, creepy.
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 08:06 pm »
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Wanna read it?
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 08:17 pm »
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Quote from: tennis_girl on March 08, 2011, 12:04 pm
I wrote about a pedophile watching a girl, in a poem last night.
This is a low point in my high school career, especially since my teacher assigned me that poem.
A very odeous task may i say.
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 08:18 pm »
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Wanna read it?
Yeah post it up...
Now you can predictably say, "well tough".
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 08:23 pm »
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Pink shoes tap-tap-tapping against the asphalt, run,
My angel, run, with your eyes closed unaware,
As I sit here polishing my gun
Watching your ribbons unravel. Your brown bun
Tangled, like your legs, so smooth and bare
As I sit here, polishing my gun.
Lolita, my doll, how your slick lips spun
My web of entrapment. As they whisper a prayer
I still sit here, polishing my gun
And listening to your shrieks of happiness, what kind of childish fun
Causes such melodic sound? Or are you having a scare
As I sit here, polishing my gun?
Dress ensnarls you, trapped in lace, coming undone.
I wonder where you managed to get that tear,
As I sit here polishing my gun,
While your doe eyes open search for shelter from the sun,
I rekindle my secret love affair with those fair
Pink shoes tap-tap-tapping against the asphalt, run,
As I sit here polishing my gun.
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 08:27 pm »
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Reverse psychology FTW.
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 08:28 pm »
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I was going to post it anyways.
Creepier if you read it out loud.
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 08:29 pm »
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Gun means cock! Amirite?
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Re: Randomness
« on: March 08, 2011, 08:31 pm »
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Gun means cock! Amirite?
OMGZ, YOU ARE SO SMART.
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