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Cadbury's Caramello is morish Little tongue man

Go awaaaaaaaaaaaaay ....  lol
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So you can ogle them, Mark.


Duh. Rolling Eyes
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Good one actually Very Happy
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I wrote about a pedophile watching a girl, in a poem last night.

This is a low point in my high school career, especially since my teacher assigned me that poem.
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I wrote about a pedophile watching a girl, in a poem last night.

This is a low point in my high school career, especially since my teacher assigned me that poem.
Oh, creepy.
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Wanna read it? :p
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I wrote about a pedophile watching a girl, in a poem last night.

This is a low point in my high school career, especially since my teacher assigned me that poem.
A very odeous task may i say.
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Wanna read it? :p

Yeah post it up...

Now you can predictably say, "well tough".
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      Pink shoes tap-tap-tapping against the asphalt, run,
   My angel, run, with your eyes closed unaware,
   As I sit here polishing my gun

   Watching your ribbons unravel. Your brown bun
   Tangled, like your legs, so smooth and bare
   As I sit here, polishing my gun.

   Lolita, my doll, how your slick lips spun
   My web of entrapment. As they whisper a prayer
   I still sit here, polishing my gun

   And listening to your shrieks of happiness, what kind of childish fun
   Causes such melodic sound? Or are you having a scare
   As I sit here, polishing my gun?
   
   Dress ensnarls you, trapped in lace, coming undone.
   I wonder where you managed to get that tear,
   As I sit here polishing my gun,

   While your doe eyes open search for shelter from the sun,
   I rekindle my secret love affair with those fair
   Pink shoes tap-tap-tapping against the asphalt, run,
   As I sit here polishing my gun.
   
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Reverse psychology FTW.
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I was going to post it anyways.

Creepier if you read it out loud.
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Gun means cock! Amirite?
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Gun means cock! Amirite?

OMGZ, YOU ARE SO SMART.
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