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OMGZ, YOU ARE SO SMART.

LULZ
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Explain to me why I am putting on an apron and cooking on International Women's Day?

Why must I suck?
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Explain to me why I am putting on an apron and cooking on International Women's Day?

Why must I suck?

You're doing a typically female task to celebrate the day?
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You're doing a typically female task to celebrate the day?

It's not very empowering.
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It's not very empowering.

Sit in front of the television and drink beer. Acting like a man may be more empowering.
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Sit in front of the television and drink beer. Acting like a man may be more empowering.

Replace beer with vodka?

I'm going to a club on Friday. Just thought you should know.
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Replace beer with vodka?

I'm going to a club on Friday. Just thought you should know.

Oh dear. I have visions of you stumbling home drunk.
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Oh dear. I have visions of you stumbling home drunk.

I won't be drinking...That's illegal.
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I won't be drinking...That's illegal.

Isn't that usually the point of going to a club? Then again, some people like to dance.
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Isn't that usually the point of going to a club? Then again, some people like to dance.

U kno me, i luv dancin
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U kno me, i luv dancin

So now I know why you took those pole dancing classes.
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So now I know why you took those pole dancing classes.

Oh yeah, first day on the job on Friday. Have to pay the bills somehow.
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hahahah Thats great.
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Go awaaaaaaaaaaaaay ....  lol

You know I speak the truth innocent
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