Clydey
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Mark is trying to hook up with Hazel.
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tennis_girl
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Yes, to look at your cousin... James has banned me from making virtual eye contact with you.
I really don't know how to feel about you wanting to bone my cousin. Oh, and James doesn't even make virtual eye contact with me, don't see why he would care if you do.  |
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Mark
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Mark is trying to hook up with Hazel.
Sex may not be at the top of my list when it comes to dating but my God, I refuse to wait until I'm married. Although knowing me and my hansom looks and Hazel's horny nature, she'd wake me up every morning with a warm alarm clock and defend herself to her God with semantics of what sex is. |
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Sir Panda
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You mean using dating websites?
Bingo. |
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Mark
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Bingo.
Don't you forget about murraydating.com, you are one of the founding members  |
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Clydey
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Sex may not be at the top of my list when it comes to dating but my God, I refuse to wait until I'm married. Although knowing me and my hansom looks and Hazel's horny nature, she'd wake me up every morning with a warm alarm clock and defend herself to her God with semantics of what sex is.
Does the Bible say anything about handjobs? That may be a loophole you can exploit. |
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Sir Panda
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Does the Bible say anything about handjobs? That may be a loophole you can exploit.
Think it is anything promiscuous. Although the Bible can be construed in so many ways. |
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Hazybear
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Mark is trying to hook up with Hazel.
 You mean using dating websites?
Facebook has turned me off dating websites for life I think  seriously would think of removing single from my status if it wouldn't bring down a torrent of interested and nosey friends on me  I hate that no matter how many times I click on uninterested about the ads they still come up. Just because I'm single doesn't mean I'm desperately seeking a guy |
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Mark
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Does the Bible say anything about handjobs? That may be a loophole you can exploit.
Just looking at the index, hold on a sec. |
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Clydey
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Bingo.
I wouldn't do that either. Actively seeking a partner is generally a bad idea, in my opinion. |
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Clydey
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Facebook has turned me off dating websites for life I think seriously would think of removing single from my status if it wouldn't bring down a torrent of interested and nosey friends on me I hate that no matter how many times I click on uninterested about the ads they still come up. Just because I'm single doesn't mean I'm desperately seeking a guy What ads? I pretty much ignore any advert that I see on any website. |
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Clydey
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Think it is anything promiscuous. Although the Bible can be construed in so many ways.
But Hazel has made out with many a man.  |
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Mark
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I wouldn't do that either. Actively seeking a partner is generally a bad idea, in my opinion.
Meh, maybe IRL but on a dating website where you can really spend weeks getting to know them in a low pressure environment, seems like a plan for success to me. |
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tennis_girl
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But Hazel has made out with many a man. She can just use the phrase, "hook-up". That's a blanket statement. It can be just kissing or more. |
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Clydey
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Meh, maybe IRL but on a dating website where you can really spend weeks getting to know them in a low pressure environment, seems like a plan for success to me.
I just think it's more ideal if a relationship develops naturally, as opposed to meeting someone with the intention of starting a relationship. |
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