[Mark]

Just been trading drug jokes with a friend and he said "only users lose drugs" and ..... I don't get   Am I being really thick here?? Can someone explain

It's a play on 'only losers use drugs', but it doesn't work very well.

What do you say, Amy? That's right, say thank you to Nigel.

[bestofbarry]

V, please stop! I did that up until the age of 14 and it takes years and years to get out of. Apart from harming the actual nail and cuiticle, you're ingesting all the crap you found in the street and it looks just awful, especially when they're painted. One of my nails is still damaged, I just can't grow it. Have you thought about stopping? You can get thin sheets of acrylic stuff that protects your nail as it grows, you won't bite that (only sometimes...)

Girls with bad nails (and hands) is a big turn off for me.

[top_spin]

I bet you get manicures, Chris.

[bestofbarry]

I confess I have a soft spot for Andrea Petkovic. 

[tennis_girl]

I confess that although I bought a lot of healthy food when I went grocery shopping, I bought myself a Snickers bar anyway at the cash register.

I fail.

[Daisy]

B****y hell ... 

[Mark]

That's what I do best

[Mark]