Worse still is a Poutine.  Chips, cheese and gravy (I think).... popular in many parts of Canada. 

Best food ever!
The gravy melts all the cheese and it tastes PHENOMENAL!

Get some Ribena down the both of you, works wonders   Tastes nice warm too

Vimto all the way!

Then you get a blindfold with a picture of nipple clamps on it. Still a cheeky bonus

I have a sore throat, and my head feels achey.     Hope I'm not coming down with a bug, but I suspect I am.  

I've been feeling the same since yesterday. It didn't help that they've been making me move things around and put up shelves at work this morning. I only worked til one though so I came home and napped all afternoon. Feeling slightly better but still got my head ache

Plus you get the nipple clamps as a cheeky bonus with the second one

https://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?productId=61905&storeId=10001&catalogId=40151&langId=-1

Apparently this perfume contains pheremones which drive a man wild. It actually smells really nice and is only 25 quid which isnt toooo expensive. I wonder if it actually works

Nope   Gonna wear them with jeans and either an orange top or my new red boob tube

I think they'll look amaaaaaaaaaazing with you orange-y coral-y top thing
yeah I know what I mean

Do you come with the novelty zimmer, false teeth and 200g bag of Werthers Originals as accessories?

Surely that should be a bag of 'Uncle Joe's Mint Balls' if she's from Wigan

Oh, well I don't remember that
I was too drunk to remember what we were talking about last night. I just remember dancing around to Lauren's Motown cd in her front room

CrossStitch - Diana Gabaldon

HahaHa!
Guess what I started re-reading this morning?
We scare me sometimes!

Shall be minted next month though   Also I get my annual interest from my RBS savings account and I have absolutely no idea how much it'll be ... could be £5 ... could be £500000!!

Knowing you, a tenner at most
Will you have enough for a wagamama on Tuesday?

If I don't get laid this weekend I'm gonna kick off big time!!

it's been 4 weeks for me
We'll just have to give each other a groping

Ron Weasley's all growed up

OH
MY
GOD!

I think I'm addicted to Vimto and all Vimto flavoured things