"You might try this as a science fair project: "
This is Brilliant - could not keep a straight face -
I remember many years ago when I worked in Libya, that the office staff kept a Fart Chart. The person who had the highest total won an undisclosed prize. Not exactly scientific except to show that men (it was all male staff) fart incredibly often. p.s. I didn't join the competition.
They even had names for themselves such as the "Krypton Farter" and "Atom Ar*e"!
