I played quite a bit of ping pong today. It was fun for me, not so fun for them...

Ha ha, it's not like I expect you to know how many people live there. I feel like RI is so small you're practically on the doorstep.

I asked because larger cities usually have drug problems. According to Wikipedia, the Providence metro area has about 1.5 million people in it, compared to where I live which has about .9 million people in the metro area.

Of course, none of this has anything to do with what I'm doing right now.

I should probably be sleeping, but I took a nap earlier...

This is my GF's dog.

In a bottle. I have so much stuff to carry and there aren't enough water fountains. D:

I hardly ever ride that bus, so it's fine. That's just the crack whore street. Do you know how many people live in Providence? I wonder how close my city is to that one.

It's going to be another one of those days... Right now I'm thinking that the ability to destroy a planet is nothing next to the power of the force.

Crack whores are always fun.

Homeless men talking about sex to themselves are even better.

Ha ha, so the city where I live has a street called Sprague Avenue, and if you ride the bus that goes down it in the early morning, you catch all the crack whores, drug dealers, and pimps on their way home in the morning. In the evening, you catch them on their way to work. One guy asked me if I had the time whilst shaking uncontrollably over and over again.

I wish it were easier to carry water around at school.

Are you still a Jehovah's Witness these days Dave, or are you getting some pre-marital action with her?

Even if I weren't still a JW I think it would be a bit soon for pre-marital action don't you?

I'm not much of a gift receiver, so no.

Ha ha, what? How can this be? You could at least pretend you were helping Julia out here.

My ruby ring was on clearance and 50% off because of V-day, so I only ended up paying $40 for an originally priced $250 ring.

Where'd you buy it? I used to shop at Kay Jewelers all the time, but when I bought my watch there I had a bit of a bad experience when I discovered their profit margin on the tungsten bracelet they sold to me along with it. Having said that...

In 5 years you have never bought me flowers, perfume, clothes or gemstone jewellery so shut up, amateur!

I bought a girl diamond earrings once. My goal with it was for her to wear them and people would say, "Holy crap, are those DIAMONDS?" and of course it worked. To be fair I'm a bit of doter, also a hopeless romantic. Wouldn't want a girl to feel unlucky.

You go Panda, she has crossed the line with that comment.

5 years is a long time to go without even a handmade hemp necklace or anklet. (both of which I've done) Jealous yet, girls?

My girlfriend has two. One is an I don't even know what and she is crazy. She always wants to be near people. She's really sweet but also really silly. Her other one is a fat little pug and he's adorable. I feel bad for him because he's not as rambunctious as the other and therefore gets less attention.

I'm dizzy from having so much butterscotch just now! Yesterday was amazing, basically just laid about all day at my girlfriend's house.

Wow, Egypt is... to the left a bunch.

Sausage wallet, CLASSY. I've been sharing these choice British phrases with friends and they are very much appreciated. We're still going on about "frothing at the gash."

Are the mass suicides quite finished here yet?