Been lurking much Allan? I've been away.

I feel fantastic! My girlfriend is awesome, I found something I lost, did I mention my girlfriend is super cool? Also, moments away from new employment!

That big pat on the back you give yourself when you find a classical piece you could remember the tune to.

That not happen very often? For some reason I have Under My Thumb by the Rolling Stones in my head atm.

The transcript of the police report says " Because of the suspect's Scottish accent we could not understand him"

That and the fact I was pished

That's awesome. Hello Allan and Lorna!

I'm not knocking potatoes by any means, I'm just saying they're practically bread.

MGMT - Oracular Spectacular

If there was an album that stuck out most from my first year at uni, this would be it.

That album came out in your first year? I always feel like it's older than that for some reason.

I drank some whiskey once... And had a pint of some beer with an R at the beginning of its name the last time I was in Canada.

Good things come in small packages.

Often true, yes.

This phrase "frothing at the gash" was new to me, and so I contemplated it. When I had deciphered it on my own (mainly with the help of James' comment in all of it's sarcastic contextual glory) I 'd

Huh, him too? Pretty sure when I met Andrew he thought boiled potatoes and carrots was sufficient veg
 

Sorry, just loved the use of in this post. Also, potatoes hardly count as vegetables...

Psh, I've never heard of a bestiality problem in Washington. Kentucky has easily the ugliest residents. There's nothing wrong with being a nerd. Setting things on fire is cool. New Jersey drivers are much worse than Massachusetts drivers... Oh, and daily commute? Big flippin deal.

And Sarah, yes, our minds are so great. Also, did you go from Thursday to Monday without a change of clothes?

Apparently the British aren't such obsessed nerdophiles as Americans are...

Hush, Sarah! No one was to catch that subtlety. (totally kidding )

I hope you don't mind that I find that hilarious?

Sarah, I had no idea you were short...

Thats nothing that, went out NYE and got in at 11am 2nd Jan

That's brilliant! Best I've done is get in at 6 am.

Welcome back Sarah. I decided to return a couple of days before you.