Oh billy connolly is a legend! I should be writing my essay...but we have a mutual dislike of each other. Got to hand it in in, oh an hour

A rubbish one...i want a new phone that actually works!
How awake are you feeling right now?

had to rewatch the ending twice just to fully understand it though...think my brain lets me down a bit sometimes!

Anyone seen The Life Of David Gale? Ace film! bit depressing though...

I just saw the girl next door. Wow im so sophisticated, it was reasonably funny though!

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159, 000 healthy birds being slaughtered? Makes me sick

Ooh the olympics i didnt even consider that. But if i was a tennis player i would want to take part! how awesome to get a medal! Which andy will do of course...

Are any top male tennis players out as gay? apart from nadal 

Wow, seeded third...cant wait!

Verdasco?? Nooooo. But Paul Bettany yes!!!

I think, if not a slam title this year, will at least reach the semis and finals next year. cant wait. and i hope its against nadal because i get to throw more insults at his oh-so-camp backside!

Absolutely knackered. Naptime, i love being a student

All over...well well done andy! Im proud of you! 

Maybe John McEnroe is andys real father. What a scoop that would be