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1  General Community / Chit Chat / Re: Joke of the day on: February 01, 2010, 05:09 pm
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
    A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn."
    A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
2  General Community / Andy Talk / Re: News Articles on: February 01, 2010, 02:02 pm
Must see this:

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3  General Community / Tennis Talk / Re: Tennis News on: January 17, 2010, 04:14 am
Roger Federer organizes a fundraiser for Haiti victims:

Very nice of him, no?
4  General Community / Andy Talk / Re: News Articles on: January 17, 2010, 04:06 am
Pat Cash to AM : Be brave Andy.
5  General Community / Chit Chat / Re: Religious Discussions on: January 15, 2010, 06:15 pm
I'm Hindu. My family is not very religious. But for the past few years, I have been reading some books containing teachings of some Hindu gurus. I am still trying to find out whether or not God exists, how the universe began and why do we all exist., etc.

I also try to read teachings of other religious leaders too.

Mostly, I think I WANT to believe there is a God. So, I construct my arguments that way. For now, I will believe that  there is no way to  prove that God does not  exist.
But I will try to think of a way around it.

6  General Community / Chit Chat / Re: Religious Discussions on: January 15, 2010, 06:04 pm
You know Clydey, I was actually going to post this:

"You are right. If it is something that only you can see and hear, then I cannot prove or disprove your word."

7  General Community / Chit Chat / Re: Religious Discussions on: January 15, 2010, 05:53 pm
Clydey: I have a pet unicorn.

sweet_jane: Show it.

Clydey: It is invisible.

sweet_jane:Where is it?

Clydey: It is right here.

Maybe you would pretend you were stroking it at this point, to prove your point. I would move to that place and try to feel the unicorn, if I can't feel it, then you are lying. If I can, the you do really have a pet unicorn.
I may also listen for some sounds, like the swishing of the tail,etc.
8  General Community / Chit Chat / Re: Religious Discussions on: January 15, 2010, 05:47 pm

Yes, it is mind blowing.

A few years back, I read a book by a Hindu sage (I forgot his name). He said that we cannot possibly imagine what God maybe like. Humans have five sense organs to feel the world around them. But what if God cannot be realized by any of the five senses? So you wouldn't get the proof of "existence of God" if you were only using your five senses would you?
9  General Community / Chit Chat / Re: Religious Discussions on: January 15, 2010, 05:40 pm

Yes, I agree that is not a perfect analogy. What I wanted to say was this: Atheists say that they don't believe in God because there is no proof that God exists. But if they have don't have proof that God does not exists, then they also have no proof that God does not NOT exists.

10  General Community / Chit Chat / Re: Religious Discussions on: January 15, 2010, 03:25 pm
Here is a story I found on the Internet:

The story is told of an atheist scientist, a friend of Sir Isaac Newton, who knocked on the door and came in after he had just finished making his solar system machine (i.e. one of the machines like the one in the science museum where you crank the handle and the planets and moons move round).

The man saw the machine and said 'how wonderful' and went over to it and started cranking the handle and the planets went round. As he was doing this he asked, 'Who made this?'

Sir Isaac stopped writing and said 'nobody did'. Then he carried on writing.

The man said, 'you didn't hear me. Who made the machine?'  Newton replied, 'I told you. Nobody did.' He stopped cranking and turned to Isaac 'Now listen Isaac, this marvelous machine must have been made by somebody - don't keep saying that nobody made it.'

At which point Isaac Newton stopped writing and got up. He looked at him and said 'Now isn't it amazing. I tell you that nobody made a simple toy like that and you don't believe me. Yet you gaze out into the solar System - the intricate marvelous machine that is around you - and you dare say to me that no one made that. I don't believe it'.

11  General Community / Chit Chat / Re: Religious Discussions on: January 15, 2010, 08:01 am
You know Gandhi actually said,
"The message of Jesus as I understand it is contained in the Sermon on the Mount unadulterated and taken as a whole... If then I had to face only the Sermon on the Mount and my own interpretation of it, I should not hesitate to say, 'Oh, yes, I am a Christian.' But negatively I can tell you that in my humble opinion, what passes as Christianity is a negation of the Sermon on the Mount... I am speaking of the Christian belief, of Christianity as it is understood in the west."
12  General Community / Chit Chat / Re: Joke of the day on: January 02, 2010, 06:20 am
Found this on timesonline , maybe you have already seen it:


I hope Tiger can forgive me for doing this and that we can remain good friends
- Cocktail waitress Jamiee Grubb after selling a voicemail of a desperate Tiger Woods to US Weekly

If I had known you got a bottle of champagne for run-outs I would have practised more

- Andrew Flintoff on his game-changing run-out of Ricky Ponting in the deciding Ashes cricket Test

I don’t care if he’s rubbish or not, he’s going to get a contract because having someone playing for us with Leonardo on his back would be brilliant.
- Caretaker boss Les Parry confirms that young Brazilian midfielder Leonardo can expect an easy trial at Tranmere

If I can keep scoring goals like that, people will be calling him ‘John’s brother’ before too long.
- Macclesfield Town’s John Rooney, brother of Wayne, on his stunning goal against Cheltenham Town

I keep saying a pat on the back is only six inches from a kick up the backside
- Portsmouth’s now ex-manager Paul Hart

Dino had arranged that people should turn on the stadium lights for us and he finally fulfilled his dream of having sex in the middle of a football pitch. It was very naughty
- Dino Drpic’s wife, Nives Celsius, in an interview on Serbian television, which landed her husband on the Dinamo Zagreb transfer list

Interested parties should contact Newcastle United at [email protected].
- Mike Ashley puts his club up for sale on the official website

Sometimes I wish I’d bought a £10,000 suit and had an image like Beckham — lost some weight and looked the business. I would have earned a lot more but how do you change a sack of spuds?
- Darts player Phil Taylor ponders how to become a sex icon

We know that Arsène Wenger likes the look of Andrey Arshavin. But I like the look of Angelina Jolie and it doesn’t always mean you get what you want

- The Russian footballer’s agent, Dennis Lachter, playing hard to get shortly before Arshavin signed for Arsenal

If I’m the weakest link then we are bloody strong. I’m a God-given talent. I am the best I can be. I know what I am and I don’t give a damn

- Peter de Villiers, South Africa rugby coach

What shocks me the most is that this player, at the end of the game, went to sit next to an Ireland player to comfort him when he had just screwed him. If I had been an Irishman he wouldn’t have lasted three seconds
- Eric Cantona on Thierry Henry after the Frenchman handled the ball before setting up the goal that took his team to the World Cup finals

You’re just a poor man’s Evian, a poor man’s Evian

- Gateshead fans taunt Conference North rivals Buxton

The bad news is that the teams have returned for the second-half.
- Phil Thompson on Soccer Saturday watching Hull v Portsmouth

Arsene Wenger wrote a nice card and Alex Ferguson said he wanted to see me back in the dug-out soon and told me to back one of his horses at Cheltenham. I did and it came fourth. Thanks Alex, just what I needed to relax!
- Former Newcastle interim manager Joe Kinnear after heart surgery

Happy New Year everybody!
13  General Community / Chit Chat / Re: Joke of the day on: November 26, 2009, 11:04 am
Try this:
14  General Community / Chit Chat / Re: Joke of the day on: November 26, 2009, 09:14 am
check this out:
15  General Community / Tennis Talk / Re: Rafael Nadal on: November 26, 2009, 03:43 am
Nadal answered my question again!!!!!
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