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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: December 14, 2010, 10:38 am »
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Quote from: eira_arian on December 14, 2010, 07:51 am
Tat woman!!
I think it should be something like this
You can buy fake tattoo sleeves dead cheap so I could wear them with the outfit.
How about .... Inked Girl ..... Tattooed Siren .....
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:09 pm »
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How does one get vomit/blood out of a carpet fast?
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:12 pm »
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How does one get vomit/blood out of a carpet fast?
That doesn't sound good?! You okay?
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:14 pm »
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Quote from: HazelMP on January 07, 2011, 10:12 pm
That doesn't sound good?! You okay?
I managed to get soup down...and then it went back up.
I'm unsure if I should still be bleeding so heavily at this point. I'm a tad afraid that a stitch came out. Maybe I'm just being paranoid.
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What was I drinking last night?
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:17 pm »
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How does one get vomit/blood out of a carpet fast?
Hot water and detergent.
Getting it out fast is not the problem.
The questions to be asked is how do you remove the stain and get it to dry it off in a timely manner.
Just say you were desperate or just watch the latest Ricky Gervais DVD that you got for Christfest and pissed your pants laughing.
Sorted
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:24 pm »
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If the problem isn't getting it out fast, my mother can do it.
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:24 pm »
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I managed to get soup down...and then it went back up.
I'm unsure if I should still be bleeding so heavily at this point. I'm a tad afraid that a stitch came out. Maybe I'm just being paranoid.
Ice it and try salt water and wash your mouth out...I'm more worried about your mouth than the carpet, but yeah as above, detergent
I'm sure your mum will be understanding considering the circumstances.
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:27 pm »
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Ice it and try salt water and wash your mouth out...I'm more worried about your mouth than the carpet, but yeah as above, detergent
I'm sure your mum will be understanding considering the circumstances.
Icing right now, but the doctor said not to use salt water until 24 hours after the extraction. Gracias.
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:28 pm »
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Veronica says she looks like a chipmunk right now. Too cute.
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:32 pm »
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I managed to get soup down...and then it went back up.
I'm unsure if I should still be bleeding so heavily at this point. I'm a tad afraid that a stitch came out. Maybe I'm just being paranoid.
Hey tsarina, hope you're okay. Merry Russki Christmas.
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:33 pm »
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Hey tsarina, hope you're okay. Merry Russki Christmas.
You too! You partying it up?
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:36 pm »
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You too! You partying it up?
Nah babysitting Andrew in my room and packing to leave home for a good 3 month tomorrow, back to uni. Mixed emotions, will miss the rents.
He keeps on asking me about the Atkins diet, as if I'm ******* James or something.
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:37 pm »
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Nah babysitting Andrew in my room and packing to leave home for a good 3 month tomorrow, back to uni. Mixed emotions, will miss the rents.
He keeps on asking me about the Atkins diet, as if I'm f**king James or something.
Clearly, he wishes you were James.
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:43 pm »
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Nah babysitting Andrew in my room and packing to leave home for a good 3 month tomorrow, back to uni. Mixed emotions, will miss the rents.
He keeps on asking me about the Atkins diet, as if I'm f**king James or something.
Except you're not packing because you're a lazy bawsack.
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: January 07, 2011, 10:47 pm »
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Surely the term is Bawbag?
Tsk Tsk Andrew.
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