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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 09, 2007, 09:54 pm »
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Quote from: ljsmall on November 09, 2007, 03:43 pm
Just off the top of my head.
I'm fine- I'm not fine, ask me what's wrong and I'll bite your head off, don't ask and you're getting the silent treatment.
Don't worry, I'll do it- Get over here and help me with these dishes or I'll bite you're head off
I'm not mad- I'm furious, start grovelling
Sorry I'm really busy at the moment (in answer to 7-10 above)- I know exactly what you're asking and no you're not getting any!
Fancy buying me a drink- 'Cause it might make you more attractive'
I'm hungry- I need Chocolate
I'm bored- I need Chocolate
I'm sleepy- I need Chocolate
Quote from: Bevc on November 09, 2007, 07:41 pm
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
You were quite good with your go at it!
Ahhh love it!
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 09, 2007, 09:57 pm »
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Quote from: ljsmall on November 09, 2007, 04:47 pm
Now that's a funny thing to do! Scottish people that don't know how seem to pick it up so much better than non-scottish people. But once they've got it it's so much fun. I once had to attempt to do a strip the willow, the propper one, with 7 Irish people that had never done it before. I was the only person in the set who knew what I was doing. THAT was interesting. I also had to do it with an eightsome reel in the summer. There were two of us that knew what to do but we abandoned the grand chain idea!
I wanna try some day
I think I remember your sister saying she'd invite me to her wedding where there would be dancing and gorgeous men in kilts
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 10, 2007, 06:45 am »
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6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
Shit.
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 10, 2007, 11:54 am »
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Quote from: alc.aka.amyc on November 09, 2007, 09:57 pm
I wanna try some day
I think I remember your sister saying she'd invite me to her wedding where there would be dancing and gorgeous men in kilts
She needs to get herself a man first! I'm sure we can get you invited along to a ceilidh before then. Maybe Alison's 18th...
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 10, 2007, 12:05 pm »
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Cooooooooooooool! That good be fun.
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 10, 2007, 12:31 pm »
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It'd be great fun. You'd love it!
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 10, 2007, 12:52 pm »
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I'll probably look like a tit when dancing but then again when do I not look like a tit when dancing
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 10, 2007, 12:57 pm »
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Nah, you'll be great!
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 21, 2007, 09:35 am »
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Which colour
iskin
should I get for the new ipod?
Think it's between silver and blue, and leaning towards silver as the ipod is silver and I quite like the look of it. Blue does also look good in the pics though.
Thoughts?
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 21, 2007, 09:59 am »
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Blue or black for sure... silver is a big no no - it's so yesterday's colour.
I would choose black personally.
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 21, 2007, 10:07 am »
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I think you should get black too.
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 21, 2007, 10:10 am »
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Definitely no black for me. It's too All Blacks.
I'd have chosen the black ipod if I liked the colour.
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 21, 2007, 10:10 am »
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Then go for blue then
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 21, 2007, 06:16 pm »
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I;m personally quite a fan of the red - sexy, plus English colours....
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Re: Agony Uncle
« on: November 22, 2007, 09:37 am »
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Yes usually I like red, but in reality it's more maroon (seen pics of the actual thing on someone's ipod).
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