[janscribe]

In Bev's shoes, I'd threaten him with salad every day for a week, thus keeping him healthily fed, at no trouble to me but not knocking anything I enjoy too. Yeh - that's about it!

[charlienomad]

Oh dear... does marriage really screw up your sex life? I'm not a fan of marriage as it is but if this is actually the case then I'm definitely going to stay well clear.

No - sex is best in a long term, secure relationship...  But when you know you are going to spend the rest of your life with someone you can relax and enjoy the fact that sometimes the most initmate thing you can do is have a chat over a cup of tea   It's also a matter of quality, rather than quantity

[Mark]

enjoy the fact that sometimes the most initmate thing you can do is have a chat over a cup of tea  

Wow, marriage really does suck.

[charlienomad]

Babies annoy me so I have no intention of producing them myself anyway.

But why would having kids ruin your enjoyment of sex? I can understand if there is less time for it... is it because you are worn out so much at the end of the day?

There is also the problem of interruptions... It can be quite offputting to have a little voice say "Daddy, what are you doing with that feather?  And why is mummy tied to the bed?"

We've been doing the "where do babies come from" thing recently.  Thankfully, unlife friends of ours, our kids haven't asked if they can watch...

[charlienomad]

I must say, not that I talk about sex to strangers, but it does improve with age!!!!

Shh!Don't go spreading the secret benefits of getting older - they'll all want to do it!  Let's talk about ear hair and varicous veins instead

[charlienomad]

No way!?

How old were the kids that asked to watch?

5 and 4 - they weren't allowed to, obviously

[charlienomad]

Then you get to the teenage years............................................ ............

La, la, la, la... Not listening!!  Our kids are banned from being teenagers... Either that or we are moving to an unihabited island.