Despondent - I really need to turn the cricket off!

Australia 527/5
Gilchrist scores the 2nd fastest test century in 100 year history and England are SO scr*wed!

Edit that, I feel sick and sad
England were 1/0 (that's one wicket for no runs) a few moments ago when Strauss was given out lbw.

England are currently 1/4 (4 runs)

Bye bye Ashes. It was nice that you made a brief visit to the UK - I don't think you'll be back anytime soon.
Must say that Monty has put in a tireless performance though - what a great pity we didn't have him the first 2 test series.
I'm off to bed to cry softly in my pillow now
