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I am a Stand-Up Comedian

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Well out of boredom it goes on...

A Garden Gnome
A Human Shield...
and again The Speaking Clock... (the time is 7:38 pm...)

Well i may as well give up now.... roflmao
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Well out of boredom it goes on...

A Garden Gnome
A Human Shield...
and again The Speaking Clock... (the time is 7:38 pm...)

Well i may as well give up now.... roflmao

How many names do you have???
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Well there are a million combinations (not literally...) depending which name you use and blah blah blah...
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Well there are a million combinations (not literally...) depending which name you use and blah blah blah...

Get it.
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Yes because 'blah's generally make a lot of sense....  Wink

Only joking  hug
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No problem. hug
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Tomas Caciovelli, your ideal job is a stripper   
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I'm a
  • Big Game Hunter
  • Air Steward
  • President
  • Astrologer,
I Play for Aberdeen

And:.......Your ideal job is a The job you have now (Doing nothing is a good job!)
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Arkaprabha Panda, Church Minister. I am not even Christian. confused

I can just imagine Arka preaching with this fanatical gleam in his eye. An Arka sermon: "We must all now stay away for 72 hours, it is a sin to allow ourselves the corrupting pleasure of sleep, do not convert to the dark side !  It is sin to not think of Murray through every second of the day !  We must all now curse that wretched man, Nadal"  etc 
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I can just imagine Arka preaching with this fanatical gleam in his eye. An Arka sermon: "We must all now stay away for 72 hours, it is a sin to allow ourselves the corrupting pleasure of sleep, do not convert to the dark side !  It is sin to not think of Murray through every second of the day !  We must all now curse that wretched man, Nadal"  etc 

I dont hate Nadal by the way. razz And I never do negetive publicity. wink
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this girl in my class got Ruler of the World as her ideal job.... i'm jealous...
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I am the President though!
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But I'm the Evil Boss, so I control y'all.

Suckers.
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Well I'm the panto dame and that's obviously the most important person. You're really just a community worker.
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Or a lumberjack.
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