[Neil]

Neil Porter, A complete and utter nutter

Or my full name, A human shield.

Or just Neil - a spinster with cats.

I'll go for human shield.

[arka]

You are welcome Cate.

You read the book Laura?

[rafa]

hmmm Queen Lizzie's mum deserves due credit

but ma'am herself scares me quite frankly....it also reminds me of miranda richardson in blackadder 

[eira_arian]

Lol! That was an absolute classic Loved le Blackadder.......

Young Crone: 'That it be!'
Edmund Blackadder: 'Yes it is, not "that it be", I'm not a tourist'


Queenie: I know why you want to get out of it, because I remember the last time you had a party, I found you face down in a puddle wearing a pointy hat and singing a song about goblins.


Baldrick : Don't worry mister B, I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
Blackadder : Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.


Blackadder : Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick?
Baldrick : No, but I've often thought I'd like to.
Blackadder : Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrorising people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.


"Mrs. M., if we were the last three humans on earth, I'd be trying to start a family with Baldrick."  -Edmund: 'Nob and Nobility'

[Neil]

Blackadder is the best ever. Rowan Atkinson is a comedy genius.

[eira_arian]

And the classic....

"They seek him here, They seek him there, Those Frenchies seek him everywhere; Is he in heaven or is he in Hell, and whats that revolting garlic smell?"

[arka]

Good to see you release your surname in the open at last.

[rafa]

And the classic....

"They seek him here, They seek him there, Those Frenchies seek him everywhere; Is he in heaven or is he in Hell, and whats that revolting garlic smell?"

lord flashheart!