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I am a Stand-Up Comedian
invisibleman18
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I can't say I'm suprised Wink
But just in case you thought I made that up:
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Neil
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Quote from: rafa on May 17, 2006, 11:06 pm
lord flashheart!  roflmao

WOOF!
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invisibleman18
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Thought it was a randomised thing, but got the same result 3 times in a row Wink

Tried my full 1st name and got this:
Alexander Collier, Your ideal job is a Stripper.
A theme developping perhaps?
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arka
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Wow Alex. You have a bright future. goodjob
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rafa
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George: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?"
Blackadder: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."


"There was a tiny flaw in the plan. It was boll***s."
- Blackadder to George and Baldrick, BA4



Blackadder: "Percy, the colour of gold, is gold. Whatever you have discovered if it has a name would be called green."
Percy: "Oh Edmund can it be true, that I hold in my mortal hands a nugget of purest GREEN??"


Blackadder: "It is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so by learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God"
Percy: "Yes, I've heard that"
Blackadder: "Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead, to remind me I'm best"


Blackadder: "First Name?"
Baldrick: "I'm not sure."
Blackadder: "Come on, you MUST have a first name."
Baldrick: "It might be Sod Off."
Blackadder: "Sod Off??"
Baldrick: "Yeah, when I was a young lad playing in the gutter, I used to say to all the other snipes, "Hello, my names Baldrick". And they'd say, "Yes we know, Sod Off Baldrick"



Lord Flashheart: "I wasn't born yesterday, you know."
Blackadder: "More's the pity, we could have started your personality from scratch."




"I am minuspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericabobulations."
- Blackadder to Dr Samuel Johnson, author of the Dictionary, BA3





B;ackadder: "What is your name, boy ?"
Boy: "Kate."
Blackadder: "Kate, that's an unusual name for a boy."
Boy: "It's short for ... Bob."
- Kate, trying to pass as a boy, BA2


lol u may all call me Bob
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eira_arian
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A nugget of purest GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
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Riverman
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^Classic! roflmao
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arka
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I want to go to Britain. ranting ranting ranting ranting ranting ranting
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davidB
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what is that from? its hilarious! thanks for that... bob.
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arka
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Thats from Blackadder. I crave for it.
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rafa
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Quote from: davidB on May 17, 2006, 11:53 pm
what is that from? its hilarious! thanks for that... bob.




blackadder and bob  roflmao
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davidB
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oh black adder! i've seen some of that! that show is awesome!
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iaintheviolaplayer
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Great stuff. Not seen as much of it as I should. Was talking with my flatmates tonight about the random questions you get asked when you phone up to arrange flat rental viewings and one of them said "what, like what is your favourite colour" which then progressed to a period of Monty Python quoting.
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davidB
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i'm sooooo deprived! i've never seen monty python!!!!! Crying or Very sad
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arka
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No one is under privilaged as me. Crying or Very sad
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