[Clydey]

Then you're on your own. I won't add to the problem by distracting you from it at night though.

Finally. A reprieve.

[Clydey]

Right. In your mind, you're screaming, "No! However will I live?"

In my mind, I'm thinking, "I wonder what I could have to eat just now?"

[Clydey]

That's easy. Your favorite meal - sausage.

That reminds me of something that happened earlier.

I asked my dad to buy some Lynx (the deodorant) for when he came in tonight. He replied, "What the **** are you talking about? There are some in there. I bought pork links earlier today."

You won't get the joke, Veronica, because you're American.

[Clydey]

And then the point of telling me this was...?

It was actually for the British members. Rather than dignify your gay jibe with a response, I recalled a mildly amusing story from earlier in the evening.

[Clydey]

Okay, thanks for clarifying. Now I'm going to let you start your dissertation and be a good little girl and fade into the background.

Someone's going off to sulk.

I won't be starting my dissertation for a few days, though.

[Clydey]

Why would I be sulking?

I have no idea. Seemed like you were off to sulk, though.

[Clydey]

Nope. Just thought it was a funnier way to leave you.

If you say so, Vonnie.